The Diarrhea Song Lyrics
Artists: John Roberts, Eugene Mirman
Album: The Bob’s Burgers Music Album
Released: 2017
Diarrhea Song
Verse
E chord strum then then play b note then strum E x 3
When you’re climbing up a mountain ~ And your butt becomes a fountain
When you’re driving in your car ~ and your house is just too far
When your stomach is in pain ~ and it’s making chocolate rain
D E A
You Love Diarrhea x 2
When you’re walking down the hall ~ and it splatters on the wall
When you’re in a Jumbo Jet ~ and your butt begins starts to sweat;
When you think your friends are joking ~ but your pants are brown and soaking
When you’re eating some Chinese ~ and your ass begins to sneeze
When you’re surfing on the net ~ And your butt gets hot and wet
When you’re hanging upside down ~ And your face is turning brown
When you’re shopping at the store ~ And its dripping on the floor
When you’re swimming in a pool ~ And you leave a trail of stool
When some Doctors like to treat it ~ And some nurses like to eat it
When you’re riding in a sleigh
And you hear something spray
When you’re climbing up a mountain
And your butt becomes a fountain
When you’re driving in your car
And your house is just too far
When your stomach is in pain
And it’s making chocolate rain
You Love Diarrhea
Whe you think its chicken soup
But it’s really liquid poop Diarrhea
When you’re climbing up a tree
And it trickles down your knee Diarrhea
When you are driving in your chevy
And you’re feeling some something heavy diarrhea
When it’s comming out your bum
Like a bullet in a gun diarrhea
You Love Diarrhea
When you’re walking down the hall
And it splatters on the wall diarrhea
When you’re in a Jumbo Jet
And your butt begins starts to sweat diarrhea
When you think your friends are joking
But your pants are brown and soaking diarrhea
When you’re walking in the attic
And your butt goes automatic diarrhea
You Love Diarrhea
When you’re on a first date
And you have the taco plate diarrhea
When you’re eating some Chinese
and your ass begins to sneeze diarrhea
When you’re surfing on the net
And your butt gets hot and wet diarrhea
You Love Diarrhea
When you’re hanging upside down
And your face is turning brown diarrhea
When it sounds like a horn
And your butt poops out some corn diarrhea
You Love Diarrhea
When you’re shopping at the store
And its dripping on the floor diarrhea
When you’re swimming in a pool
And you leave a trail of stool diarrhea
You Love Diarrhea